| *hears noises at night*: | well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
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| *gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
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| *heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
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| *a cop walks by*: | here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
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| *taking a test*: | don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
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| *gets a sunburn*: | great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
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| *tripping over something*: | I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
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| *period is late*: | crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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| *laptop shuts suddenly down*: | well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money |
